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Chapter
4 "High Times In Low Company"
I have managed to
avoid seeing Mark for nearly a month now: a little experiment to find out if
feigning disinterest in him will tip the relationship scales in my favor. It's
a time-honored trick that Genna swears by, one that I was just pissed off
enough to implement after Mark's little "I can't promise anything"
speech in my bed that night.
The first week of the
experiment proved difficult, especially since Mark appeared to be playing the
same ignoring game with me after the flowers-at-work stunt failed to pan out
for him. Halfway through the second week he broke his silence and sent me a
"Missing You" email card featuring animated kittens. I nearly broke
down and called him, but successfully fought back the urge. By the third week
he was clogging my cell with text messages, all of which I ignored. Yesterday
he left me a voicemail: "So, what can I do to get you to talk to me
again?"
I wait 24 hours to
call him back.
"I'll give you a
list," I say when Mark answers the phone.
"What?"
"A list of things
you can do to get me to talk to you again."
"But you're
talking to me now."
"Good
point," I say, then hang up on him.
He calls right back.
"That was funny.
Immature, but funny."
"Thanks," I
reply coolly. "So, what's up?"
"I'm having a
barbeque at my place Saturday night."
"A barbeque? In
February?"
"It's supposed to
be 45 degrees this weekend."
"Wow. Heat
wave."
"So will you
come?"
"I don't know.
What does one wear to a barbeque in February?"
"Something
hot."
I spend the rest of
the week having the same argument with myself:
I shouldn't go.
But it's just a
barbeque.
Mark acted like an
asshole.
He did send flowers.
Flowers don't mean
anything.
But I kind of miss
him.
I shouldn't go.
But it's just a
barbeque.
Shit.
I argue with myself
all the way to Mark's house:
I shouldn't go.
But I want to get
laid.
I have a vibrator.
But I'm halfway there.
It's not too late to
turn around.
But I bought a new
dress.
This party is going to
suck.
But I want to get
laid.
Shit.
It's been half an hour
since I walked in the door and already I am aching to leave, bored with the
predictable mix of stoned hipsters and hippie stoners in attendance. To add
insult to injury, upon my arrival Mark gave me a chaste kiss on the cheek and
introduced me as “(my) lovely friend, Jordan" before scuttling off to the
kitchen to do tequila shots with Kim and Raina. I made a half-hearted attempt
to circulate among the guests but soon threw in the towel, feeling awkward and
out of my element.
I have stationed
myself on the battered grey arm chair in Mark's living room, quietly smoking a
cigarette and drinking my vodka tonic as the party buzzes around me. I am
amusing myself by eavesdropping on three eccentrically-attired young women
huddled around the coffee table, drinking beer and having an animated discussion
about tattoos.
"It's lame to get
a tattoo with writing on it," says a petite redhead with a gigantic rose
stenciled on her arm. "If you do, at least have them do it in Hindu or
something."
"Hindu isn't a
language," points out a curvy Asian girl in a retro 50's floral print.
"It's called Hindi."
"Whatever,"
shrugs the one with the rose tattoo. "Hindi, Arabic, Chinese, you know
what I mean? Just don't do it in English."
"Why?" the
third girl wants to know. She has long blonde hair and a pierced lip.
"It looks cooler
if nobody can read it," says Rose Tattoo.
The Asian girl nods in agreement.
PLAYLIST for Thanks, That Was Fun by Andie Nash
"Lover, You Should've Come Over" -- Jeff Buckley
"God Help the Girl" -- God Help the Girl
"A Little Sugar in My Bowl" -- Nina Simone
"A Question of Time" -- Depeche Mode
"Trip Through Your Wires" -- U2
"Dancing Barefoot" -- Patti Smith
"Falling is Like This" -- Ani Di Franco
"Broken Hearted Savior" -- Big Head Todd and the Monsters
"Your Ex-Lover Is Dead" -- Stars
"Disconnect the Dots" -- Of Montreal
"Flying High Again" -- Ozzy Osbourne
"Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters" -- Elton John
"Sunday Morning Coming Down" -- Johnny Cash
"The Part You Throw Away" -- Tom Waits
"Thanks That Was Fun" -- Barenaked Ladies
"Lover, You Should've Come Over" -- Jeff Buckley
"God Help the Girl" -- God Help the Girl
"A Little Sugar in My Bowl" -- Nina Simone
"A Question of Time" -- Depeche Mode
"Trip Through Your Wires" -- U2
"Dancing Barefoot" -- Patti Smith
"Falling is Like This" -- Ani Di Franco
"Broken Hearted Savior" -- Big Head Todd and the Monsters
"Your Ex-Lover Is Dead" -- Stars
"Disconnect the Dots" -- Of Montreal
"Flying High Again" -- Ozzy Osbourne
"Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters" -- Elton John
"Sunday Morning Coming Down" -- Johnny Cash
"The Part You Throw Away" -- Tom Waits
"Thanks That Was Fun" -- Barenaked Ladies
About the Author:
Originally from Indianapolis (Kurt Vonnegut's hometown), Andie Nash is the author of Thanks, That Was Fun, available on Kindle and Smashwords.
She is currently working on a sequel to Thanks, due out in early 2014.
She lives in Reno, NV with her husband and their two cats.
Contact Andie:
http://www.andiepants.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/andienash
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